this one's for the right to petition

Folks,

I  think I'm getting the flu. Achey, dissociative, kinda tired, and "that feeling." Let's all hope I'm wrong. Please clap for Tinkerbell or tinkle for  Crapbell or whatever the hell you're supposed to do.

Speaking of oncoming hallucinations, what's up with that dude in Tokio Hotel with the big hip hop style cap over the balled-up extensions? What else has he got in there? Sleeping bag? Mind controlling brain slug? Snacks? Mini-me? An entire other band?

I sense a great disturbance in the Force, as though Milli Vanilli had returned.